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Most Mellonistic tee on earth
People won't talk to you? No wonder. You are not wearing your Cognoscenti
tee shirt. That's the reason. Well get one now.
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(Click here
- www.sidestreetshirts.com)
Shipped stuffed in a mailer. No frills and we don't want to hear any
complaints either.
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FLUFFIES

Only Available on Cognoscenti Magazine
The "I"'s have it.
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"Illegitimus Non Carborundum"
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My Dog Brown
Get your special edition copy now.
"Better than Moby Dick."
- Herman Melville
"It'll bring tears to your eyes."
- Oprah Winnie
"A great value
and exceptional resd."
- The Cogno Staff
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