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 Most Mellonistic tee on earth



People won't talk to you? No wonder. You are not wearing your Cognoscenti tee shirt. That's the reason. Well get one now.

Available from:
Side Street Shirts
(Click here - www.sidestreetshirts.com)

Shipped stuffed in a mailer. No frills and we don't want to hear any complaints either.

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The "I"'s have it.
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 "Illegitimus Non Carborundum"
 
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         My Dog Brown

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"Better than Moby Dick."
- Herman Melville

"It'll bring tears to your eyes."
- Oprah Winnie

"A great value and exceptional resd."
- The Cogno Staff

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