More Breaking News ...

The Cognoscenti Board Game

Yes, the rumor is true. The Cognoscenti Board Game is under development. Become a banker, Wall Streeter, Brewmaster, or Bootlegger amoung many others. Most outstanding, you can be Senator Stomper borrowing not to be repaid loans from the Hemp Growers Association or get hush money from the Bankers. Come back and check in soon. [CM]


'63 Class Reunion Held

The famous Class of 1963 has completed it's 50th reunion sucessfully. There will be no major changes to Western Civilization at the present time but stay alert. The class has voted to meet again in five years. [CM]


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       Stomper Squawks
"They can't fight back. We'll tax them."
- Senator Stomper

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   Grimm Reaper
   Congressional Slabs & Stones

The finest gravestones money (if you have any?) can buy. Call your congressman and get yours today. Soon it will be too late for you to do anything and you'll just get a cross of sticks.
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